The Ultimate Guide for Free-Fooding (based on experience frm shun hong)

This is a guide on how to eat free food or get money to buy free food for the needy and desperate.This guide is fully based on experience and observations of the writer (me).

pros: get to have free food everyday, economical due to the economical crisis, don't need to work hard to buy food, gets more time to enjoy life, increases chances of being a professional theif in the future ( who says a theif doesn't have a life)

cons: might get found out by friends, greedy, lazy, unlucky may go to jail by stealing a cookie

Disclaimer :
Don't blame me for keeping this guide short. I have my reasons for doing so.
1. I have a life
2. My English is no good. Those must summarised, i just cant summarised. Those cannot summarised, i cant even elaborate.

ok, all come and read here. ALL READ HERE!
ALL STEPS DESIGNED BY ME ARE TO HELP U SAVE COST FOR LIVING, ESPIACIALLY FOR THE POOR.


This guide is splitted into steps. And are all the previous doings of Mr. Tay

Step 1 : Approach the canteen.
Step 2 : Act very good with a friend
Step 3 : Say 'Walao'
Step 4 : Create a very sob or interesting story
Step 5 : If you created a sob story ask the friend if you can eat his food.
Step 6 : Alternately if you created an interesting story, just diverge his/her attention and take his spoon and eat his rice (recommended)
Step 7 : Say 'Aiya! I nid go kao fo ( woo girls) or go do something that i forget to do that i remembered to do but just say forget to trick you that make you think that i forget to do but i actually remembered to do and is going to do'
Step 8 : Walk away happily with a full stomach.




Method 2

Step 1 : Bring a deck of card to school.
Step 2 : Tell everyone 'Aiya going to holiday already, since last few day we gamble abit la'
Step 3 : Shuffle the deck and juz simply play the game.
Step 4 : Bring alot of RM50 or RM100 dollar notes to school (this step is essential for this method)
Step 5 : When lose and need pay money that time, show ur wallet and say 'Aiya no small change, i owe u first tomorrow pay u back (when tommorow is already holiday)'
Step 6 : When win TAKE the money.
Step 7 : Repeat steps 1 to 6 by changing the manipulating variable (when u win money and the next round u lose people, just give back the money that u win, the remainder continue saying that u will owe them cos u no small change)

This method can't guarantee a 100% profit but it can guarantee a 100% won't lose any money.


Credits: All credits go to TAY SHUN HONG

Last words : I hope this guide can help the needy in anyway possible. Lastly , THANK YOU FOR READING THIS GUIDE =D

END?

No more EMO no more JUNK to write in this blog...

WALIULAO OI!!!

Everyone exams have finished... but I still have tat prinsip akaun paper!!! T.T
sad lar!!! Everyone playing i doing account!!!